me, talking to my cat:
oh, hey! i’m sorry i woke you up.
well, i guess i’m gonna go peepee, and half-way brush my teeth,
then i’m gonna take a big swig of ginny, and hopefully pass out!
how you doin’? you okay? you want a belly rub?
ooh you’re the cutest. ok, i’ll be right back.
who’s the best? you’re the best.
wolfie wolfie wolfie i love you.
